Jared The Subway Guy Catching a Monster

Oh, Jared. Say it ain't so.. if I win that ebay auction of 6 naked kens you will so be modeling khakis in my creepy corner. I'll have to make a tiny Subway bag... School mates talking about how morbidly obese he was. Sitting by him at lunch was social suicide. Then he lost 245 lbs. and he was so awesome. Evidence of assholes through the decades. Wow. Look at Jared Fogel on the Subway commercials! We went to school with him! He's like Madonna! Of course everyone loves him. I sat by him in Algebra, you know. And we rode the same bus. Americans really do love success stories. You're dating him. You have kids. But you don't know. You just can't trust anyone. Not when you have kids. or grandkids. Or pets. Rochelle, you're the reason people have trust issues. You. Is wearing a wire without law enforcement approval investigating or entrapment? Is it admissable in court? Do you need a court order? Can we all just wilynily record conversations? "I have my Dictaphone in my handbag". You're meeting him in a hotel and he's getting handsy? What a shock. Wow. Just because you're in a hotel room he thinks you want to have sex? That came way outta left field. He likes pigtails. They. Are. Cute. We all hide behind a mask. Why would he spill his guts? Come on, Rochelle. You're the one putting words in his mouth. 9? 10? You're not coming across much better than he is. A fantasy is not reality. Some reporter you are. Sticking your nose into shit, going undercover...these things put you and your kids in jeopardy. Common fuckin sense. Did Jared ever speak at an area school? Google says Savannah in 2014. The choice would've been minding your own business. Always always always an option. So many people never see it. Wearing the gotta save the world 🌍 blinders. Don't get involved. That's as always been my motto. You can't save everyone. He's not boasting. You're leading. Look at you. Now you're starring in a discovery+ documentary. Oh, no. Making the drops cut into your sleep. Yeah. Talking is not proof. Not that I'm condoning child molestation. But talking is not proof. Sasquatch. Did WE have a pervy uncle? I think it's too late to protect your kids now. Travel proves intent? Really? This is law enforcement??? Why wouldn't he be after your kids? Wow. Kids are kids, after all. Awwww. The FBI let you down. They're only people, you know. Just like the rest of us. Now you can tell us all the sordid details. Feel better? You turned in the FBI to local law enforcement. Wow. How well do we ever know anyone? I wouldn't trust ya. Just sayin. The Men In Black. NOW you realize it's time to step back. You are something. You. Are. Something.

Jared ruined your life. but hold the phone. not just yours...she was a bad mother. but she was your mother.