mopping up blood and dusting off the occasional stray pancreas...

a bucket containing oil, blood, and hair...

cause of death: decapitation...

he was not feeling well and thought a walk might improve his health....

Death in the Dorms

finished Candy. Once you start sleeping with your friend's husbands what's to keep you from sleeping with all of 'em? Jury came back with not guilty. Elaine & Allan married. Candy & Pat divorced. She moved, changed her name and is now a mental. health. counselor. That's it. I'm never admitting I need therapy now...true story.

Ann was worried about Izzy being sick, so to the Dr. RSV swab negative. her little eyes were red, and she isn't as animated as usual.

Identifying headless murder victims by laundry marks, tattoos, claim checks and other pocket contents.... Can you even imagine driving and there's a human thigh lying in the road like a dead animal? a pile of human body parts - male and female stored at the morgue...I never in all my days saw or heard of a woman like her...a flapper era husband slayer...a good resurrectionist could dig out the top of a grave in 8 minutes -.cut lid with saw -grab sides of coffin, reposition his weight, crack lid - remove broken portions of lid, rope around corpse's neck, pull out of hole. Throw clothes and shroud back into grave - stealing clothing a felony, a body a misdemeanor, earned $8-10 per corpse...eaten dandelions by the root... don't call the undertaker for 3 days - keep the room at 85 degrees - now and then speak sympathetic words of encouragement... people seemed awful quick to exhume 🪦 in the day - checking to see if corpse had an abortion???? ...... premature burials...hung with wedding dress as noose...

found new his and hers sweatshirts on Instagram....

propane arrived, so the kids are done playing pioneers. Kevin made supper. I filled his truck up with gas and made the drug store run.

Kevin was watching Wings and their late father left them a key, which led to various keys to lockers and p.o. boxes, etc,the final key was to a vintage suitcase...full of those pop out at you snakes! I bet our kids would really get a chuckle out of a legacy like that....

Cascade Bigfoot Chewelah Triangle Squatchimentary DNA testing is too expensive Trying to recreate an experience "Oh, not in zero.". If I remember, that will be my new catch phrase. 9.5-10' Bigfoot Giant albino rats Use sticks as rebar in foot casts Dousing the campfire 🔥 with wife's Pepsi I go Girl Scout with a bad mouth 👄 Little John of The Bigfoot Forest is a natural storyteller

Candy

Suburban car calculus. The 1980s. Dialing 0 and asking for a number. House phones. Jumping out of bed to answer the phone in the middle of the night because that's how you were notified about bad stuff. No Facebook. No cell phones or text messages. Playing an album on the console stereo. You couldn't pause tv or set the vcr. The 'burbs. Brick ranch houses. Going to bed without supper. Harlequin romance novels. Leaving the phone off the hook. Eating what's on your plate. Square necked tees. Being a boy who gets hand me down Holly Hobby invitations to hand out at school. Pregnancy is really magical and everything, but....just I'm trying to understand. HE'S the beautiful penis????

set an alarm to get up and reminder call MFA. changed both tanks to on the route.

they were here at 8:12 a.m. and I went flying outside like a crazy person...didn't even pause the Lake Shawnee episode of A Portal to Hell that I'm watching for research....and driver told me that this tank, the farm tank, and then Powersville were on this load. if they don't get to farm before Ann's dr. appt. I'll go out there. their time of coldness is almost over...and hopefully this won't happen a FOURTH time. I blame myself. we shoulda guessed they weren't auto refill when they kept running out of propane. it's part being out of touch with The. Real. World. and part I. Don't. Know. What. The. Fuck.

additions to 2023 #ghosthuntingwithtracyanddeb tour...

Take Indian doll to Lake Shawnee.... Tobacco offering.... Is Jack's slinky still on swing with pink ribbon? Guide told them bucket 10...

research for # ghosthuntingwithtracyanddeb Portals to Hell, season 2, episode 17 and go! 1. 🎈 pop on grass sometimes 2. "The Man in the Headlights" 3. Chris told them Bucket 10. 4. Is our tour guide Chris Chris the owner?

Haunted on Netflix season 1 episode 3. paranormalprincess7 I found her on Instagram. She has amazing haunted location portraits. and she bumped into Zak in The Haunted Museum parking lot and she got an autograph! I'm a #fangirl

nightmares. you know I hate them. the house I grew up in. now painted lilac. no trees in yard a HUGE black 🐂 bull the size of one of those old steakhouse statues...you know. like the one at Unionville sale barn or The Big Steer. but alive. meaner than a snake and patrolling the yard. Kevin has to rescue a baby in a truck in the barn lot and return it to it's anxious mother (a girl Katie went to school with who now works at the bank). Katie and HER baby are in back seat. Kevin just can't get in the truck and leave. Now he has to go save some one in house,where we get nearly cut in half when the windows fall on us. Kevin slowly morphs into old old modern day Clint Eastwood. I keep ramming truck around yard trying to pick him up. He keeps jumping back out to fight the bull. I am hysterical. Bull turns into a Paul Bunyan dude and is trying to kill Kevin. Finally we get out of there. Head down the gravel road. Everything is abandoned. Windows busted out. doors hang askew. No electricity. Can't stop for food or gas or diapers or Pepsi. GIANT people everywhere. fun to read about in cryptid 📚. Not fun in nightmares. We get to Unionville. The Christmas lights on square are sagging down. I notice Kevin's neck is bleeding. Bad. Did he get bit by the giant bull? Is he going to turn into one? We're almost out of gas. (RIP howls and wakes me up)

add to to do list:

Make a Pam Hupp in white puffy jacket, white fur topped boots, jeans, big fountain drink, huge white bean bag chair

Flatwoods 2022 documentary

someday soon Tracy and I will be taking pics of the Flatwoods Monster sign and chairs, and walking through the museum...

Superbowl baby!💛♥️🏈

bought 3 heaters for the farm house since the emergency propane delivery hasn't occurred yet....the kids came over to watch football. saw a commercial for Cocaine Bear that I want to see...premiering in February.

I'm feeling salty...

what I'm reading 📚.... Horror in the Heartland #alwaysghosthunting always boil human bones...acid makes them soft... hiring guards for graves of recently deceased in grave robbing era...all husky girls of about 160 pounds and good looking, too...a high school secret suicide club where you see how long you can hang yourself without dying..... using your doorstop as a tombstone 4"high 2" wide 7" long, 3 words.... paying for your burial with counterfeit $$$.... committed suicide at age 122...smothered self with pillow during nightmare... cause of death apoplexy triggered by laughter... mother of 25 children including several sets of twins...75 year old paralyzed woman gnawed to death by rats... Society for the Burial of Indigent Italians...fasted for 40 days... only sure sign of death is advanced stage of decomposition...1889 "estimated 1 in 4 persons buried alive in the United States"....the most powerful test known to undertakers...1912 Illinois farmer dug up his freshly buried wife, put her in her mother's barn, and talked to her for hours trying to convince her to come back to life. (I find this sweet. I guess it's illegal to dig up your own wife, since the sheriff 'captured' him. I can almost see Kevin doing this. Maybe that's why he's so against cremation?)...a moonlit burial. cause if I gotta be buried...1932:. using your radio as a makeshift electric chair... carbolic acid closely resembles whiskey...1886 harassment:. Printing funeral notices and sending to the girl you're harassing and every male suitor she has, letter to funeral parlor announcing her impending arrival, threatening and libelous letters to newspapers, suitors. Letters left at her house. When she fled out east the letters followed. Shot herself 3 years later. She. was. writing. the. letters. to. herself...killed by Murphy bed folding up...1903 not dead by poison, dead because she thought she had been poisoned...1913 photographer drank his photography chemical and died...1922 hit and run victim on Halloween ran over all nite because people thought she was a straw effigy...the necessity of having good life insurance, with yourself as beneficiary "in case of calamity"..."poisoned by chemicals in wallpaper", although arsenic was an ingredient in a lot of stuff back then.... symptoms of arsenic poisoning:. parched lips, headache, aching legs and back...a grain is about 60 milligrams...when buying a second hand trunk, check for a body before you buy it...grave robbers...1886 stealing a corpses dress was grand larceny...burking: killing bodies to sell to medical schools (we're body snatchers afraid of ending up in a medical school after they died???)...booby trapping graves with grave torpedoes to scare off grave robbers.... ⚰️🪦⚰️🪦⚰️🪦⚰️🪦⚰️🪦⚰️⚰️🪦⚰️🪦🪦⚰️⚰️🪦... 🐺 wolves digging up pauper graves...if there's any doubt, hold a longer wake. Make sure they're good and dead before you buy them... buried alive...dug up son from cemetery, brought him home and put him under his bed 🛏️ in a zinc lined coffin with a glass window for 25 years . when the daughter died, buried them both...no fat women need apply...hocked first wife's tombstone...buried in airtight copper casket in black cloth covered casket in a burglar proof steel box sealed in 1 1/2" slate...free thinker was the 19th century euphemism for atheist... refusal of clergy and eulogy at funeral...hung himself with the same rope his dad had hung himself with. guess you didn't throw away a perfectly good slightly used rope in 1880?...

one of Lije's old heaters KJ is using to heat house until they deliver propane was tripping breaker, so loaned him our Chiefs heater and will buy 2 new heaters tomorrow (replacing the other Lije heater, as well.) in case of future emergency, we'll know these are new. and should work. his little family has been very resiliant in their little log cabin out on the prairie during the blizzard.

Archie McFee

surviving Union and Confederate soldiers have banded together to fight The Bigfoot...

Our Itty Bitty Bigfoot looks great in potted plants.

This tiny 'squatch stomped into a delicious box of donuts from RISE on E. Union! And into the Blodell Preserve on Bainbrdge, onto the beach at Ocean Shores, had a drink at Ruth's Chris and hung out with some Dino pals at the Burke. No potted plant can hold this traveling' dynamo!

Before my puppy got ahold of my zen Sasquatch!

Is she not the cutest bunny you’ve ever seen?! 🐰💕