the good old days weren't always so good. there have always been monsters

I couldn't log onto HBO MAX on TV, but did on my phone and now I'm watching BBC ghosts. Christmas with family is supposed to suck eggs, Pat. And perhaps I've immersed myself a bit too deeply into Amityville.... dreams that the neighbors have exotic animals wandering their yard... ostrich. giraffe. hippopotamus. Wandering through our HUGE house full of bathrooms 🧻🚽🪠. Like all the rooms are bathrooms. Vehicles with drivers falling from the sky and crashing. Trucks of strangers squealing into the yard and roaming through the house. Lots of statues. And tomato picking 🍅. We're surrounded by tomato 🍅 fields. I'm carrying handfuls of tomatoes 🍅 and dropping them everywhere. What a slimy 🤮 mess. 👻🦴💀.

The Amityville Curse. King Tut got a curse, why not Amityville????