The Black Widow Granny

Betty Neumar (November 1931 – June 13, 2011) was an American woman charged with arranging the murder of her fourth husband, Harold Gentry, who died in 1986. Al Gentry, brother of Neumar's fourth husband Harold, had urged police to investigate his death for 22 years, prior to her arrest in 2007. Following this arrest, and learning of the fact that Neumar had had five husbands in total who had all died, the case generated much media interest in the United States, who dubbed Neumar the "Black Widow". On June 13, 2011 Betty Neumar died in a Louisiana hospital of an undisclosed illness.She was married five times:

Clarence Malone (1950–1952) remarried twice after the couple split and died November 27, 1970 in Medina, Ohio;

James Flynn (? – 1955) was shot dead on a pier in New York in 1955;

Richard Sills (? –1965) died from an allegedly self-inflicted gunshot wound sustained during an argument the couple was having in a closed room in their Big Coppitt Key, Florida home;

Thomas Harold Gentry (1968–1986) was found dead in the couple's Norwood, North Carolina home, shot multiple times; and

John Neumar (1991–2007) was found dead from apparent natural causes. Mr. Neumar's cause of death was listed as sepsis, ischemic bowel, and ileus - symptoms that could point to death by arsenic poisoning. Additional reasons his death were considered suspicious came from Neumar's son, John Neumar, Jr., who told authorities he was not informed of the death until reading about it in a newspaper. When he contacted the widow about the death, he was told that his father had already been cremated despite having previously bought a burial plot.

her first child, Gary Flynn, whose 1985 death was ruled as suicide.

Investigators had the ashes of her fifth husband John Neumar seized, and analysed for traces of arsenic. The results were negative.

I just find this interesting. some grannies are just bad luck. even if they aren't grannies. I think y'all know where I'm going with this. not all 'sweet little old ladies' are sweet. some of them are just old ladies. at least this one didn't dye her hair jet black. which, nothing against that, but that was the final nail in the coffin of my decision to let nature takes it's course. a fake ass bitch with craters of wrinkles and coal black teased hair. some of them die. and some of them just keep on breathing.