The Amityville Horror

The Amityville Horror

a 1977 retired library book

found it on Amazon after listening to Greg & Dana talking about it on their podcast....

Good for Kathy and the children that her husband could provide such a fine house for them!

Not only do they know about the recent murders, they bought furniture from the house. ugh.

George & Kathy, who doesn't beat their unruly kids 👦👨👱 when they're trying to unpack at their new haunted house 👻🏘️ right before Christmas?🎄🎅⛄🦌 we've all been there.

It's December 22 and you haven't started Christmas shopping???🎁.

All the children are sleeping on their stomachs. Never noticed them doing that before.

God, I wish these kids would just knock it off, I really have to get all these shelves lined right. fuckin. now. And why does George keep waking up at 3:15a.m.? And. here. comes. the. diarrhea. and. the. sex.

Yes, at 3:15 a.m. my windows are shut and I am dead to the world.🌍

damn phone is all static. damn porcelain lion took a chunk out of George's ankle. People are mistaking him for that DeFeo kid.

Yes, Kathy, I do think your house is haunted. And that priest has no interest in coming back. No way, no how, no time. Cops can't help you. Whelp, George, there your wife goes, levitating out the window 🪟. What the fuck is going on here?

An old abandoned well under your house 🏠 can be capped off, but all it takes is just one little crack for "it" to get out.