stashed cash...an excon...a grand old dame who kills people....or houses something that does...look man, sometimes you gotta sacrifice the queen to save the war.
I'm confused. Are they crazy cannibals? Ghouls? Zombies? They're fast. And deadly.
Crazy Ray's trying to tell ya'll something. [Ugh. Is little stinky brother trying to tell us something important? Are we all characters in a low budget horror movie? Food for thought. )
Now nosy waitress girl is chained to the basement wall right alongside you, Crimson.
No. Now you're chained to a steel table and Father John isn't a good guy. Guessing black market internal organs. He found the 3 million.
😞no zombies.
Guess breaking into abandoned houses is more dangerous than stepping on a rusty nail or falling through a rotten floor, eh? Maybe that's why I am such a pansy about trespassing. Maybe I DO have a tiny bit of survival instinct.
Some of the victims are used in movies. Some for body parts. Some are brought into the ghoul gang.
Wtf. Sheriff Denny is one of the ghoul gang. How did I not guess this? I am slipping.
You know, a lot of people go missing. Runaways. Homeless. Thrill seekers. Hmmm. Someone call David Paulides. We might be onto something here.
Are you in the trunk? The backseat?
Wait. Hold the phone
Your MOM is in on all of this? Wtf. It's a town thing, isn't it? Is your mom the one with the fishnets and leather and mask? Nope. I thought so for awhile. I was wrong. She obviously has a thing for Crimson and keeps helping him. Is that little blonde girl with the huge eyes that is constantly by the black woman her daughter? She shows Crimson her locker. Pictures of the little girl. He tries to save her. She closes the door.
I called the back seat. Yay me.
Time for some ass kicking.
Cash and a Styrofoam cooler in trunk.
But Sherry's not safe. Her mom's in on it, too. Crimson, are you listening to me? This is so much more screwed up than we ever imagined. you're gonna have to save her AGAIN.
Crimson really hates assholes that quote The Bible. And here he is saving Sherry AGAIN. You really are a good guy, Crimson. You really really are.
Denny 📞 in the whole motherfucking town to stop you Crimson. The whole motherfucking town. There are little kids out there..
sigh.. I really don't like when they use little kids in horror movies..
Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest to blow it all up? A couple grenades in a pocket? Jeepers creepers I'll never look at an abandoned old house the same way again.
Where are you, you little bitch?
You better use all those childhood hide and seek skills now, Sherry. This is for all the 🍌. that's why grownups teach you this game. it's life and death.
This is looking grim, folks.
Oh my Sasquatch, how many times you gonna save this girl, Crimson? She's like one of those black and white 🎥 where the heroine is tied to the train tracks.
You got her a train ticket. You got on your bike to ride. You sent the postcard to Shooter. And Crazy RY is in the abandoned house sharing his sandwich with your black fishnet and leather friend.
I ❤ a tidy ending.
P.S. John Schneider makes one helluva bad guy.