11.30.2021

when you wear Bigfoot apparel, people will tell you stories.

tonight I learned that a family who lives down the road by the yellow water tower on highway 65 have Bigfoot activity. they hear wood knocks. they hear howls. the son is a proficient howler. the mom and grandma also believe.
last night a neighbor told me she'd driven past one of those big Bigfoot metal statues and thought of me. I often get tagged in memes. this is who I am.
THE MUST SEE TOP 25 BIGFOOT MOVIES by theromanempire-1 | created - 05 Jan 2017 | updated - 06 Jan 2017 | Public There are more than 150 bigfoot // yeti related series and movies and docum. out there. most of them are pure trash or boring. for those of you who search the best of the bigfoot movies or at least decent bigfoot movies here are 25 of the best of this genre.
Harry and the Hendersons (1987)
2. Bigfoot (2012 TV Movie)
The Abominable Snowman (1957)
The Abominable Snowman (1996)
Yeti (2008 TV Movie)
Deadly Descent: The Abominable Snowman (2013 TV Movie)
Rage of the Yeti (2011 TV Movie)
Throwback (II) (2014)
The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)
Abominable (2006)
Boggy Creek (2010)
. The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)
Little Bigfoot (1997)
Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home (1998)
Bigfoot the Movie (2015)
Sasquatch Hunters (2005 Video)
Untold (2002)
The Legend of Bigfoot (1975)
Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter (1995)
Bigfoot (2009)
. Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes (2012)
Exists (2014)
Night of the Demon (1980)
Patterson-Gimlin Film (1967)
Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007 Video)
I have seen some of these. of course, other Bigfoot movies have been made since 2017...

You have your beliefs. I have mine. 👾

MONSTER FROM THE OCEAN FLOOR
we know there are monsters in the ocean as sure as we know they'll throw the brave, self-assured, pretty actress in a swimsuit every chance they get. and I say swimsuit since this is a classic b/w film. no thongs in this one. (yet).
our well dressed Nancy Drew stuck her nose everywhere and got in lots of danger, but she was saved by her serenading suitor time and time again. this one was a good background to me instagraming vacation pictures...'nuff said. I'm sure it was a Box Office Smash but maybe this just wasn't the right time for me to watch it.

.... watching Penance Lane. I'll never look at an abandoned house the same way again...

stashed cash...an excon...a grand old dame who kills people....or houses something that does...look man, sometimes you gotta sacrifice the queen to save the war.
I'm confused. Are they crazy cannibals? Ghouls? Zombies? They're fast. And deadly.
Crazy Ray's trying to tell ya'll something. [Ugh. Is little stinky brother trying to tell us something important? Are we all characters in a low budget horror movie? Food for thought. )
Now nosy waitress girl is chained to the basement wall right alongside you, Crimson.
No. Now you're chained to a steel table and Father John isn't a good guy. Guessing black market internal organs. He found the 3 million.
😞no zombies.
Guess breaking into abandoned houses is more dangerous than stepping on a rusty nail or falling through a rotten floor, eh? Maybe that's why I am such a pansy about trespassing. Maybe I DO have a tiny bit of survival instinct.
Some of the victims are used in movies. Some for body parts. Some are brought into the ghoul gang.
Wtf. Sheriff Denny is one of the ghoul gang. How did I not guess this? I am slipping.
You know, a lot of people go missing. Runaways. Homeless. Thrill seekers. Hmmm. Someone call David Paulides. We might be onto something here.
Are you in the trunk? The backseat?
Wait. Hold the phone
Your MOM is in on all of this? Wtf. It's a town thing, isn't it? Is your mom the one with the fishnets and leather and mask? Nope. I thought so for awhile. I was wrong. She obviously has a thing for Crimson and keeps helping him. Is that little blonde girl with the huge eyes that is constantly by the black woman her daughter? She shows Crimson her locker. Pictures of the little girl. He tries to save her. She closes the door.
I called the back seat. Yay me.
Time for some ass kicking.
Cash and a Styrofoam cooler in trunk.
But Sherry's not safe. Her mom's in on it, too. Crimson, are you listening to me? This is so much more screwed up than we ever imagined. you're gonna have to save her AGAIN.
Crimson really hates assholes that quote The Bible. And here he is saving Sherry AGAIN. You really are a good guy, Crimson. You really really are.
Denny 📞 in the whole motherfucking town to stop you Crimson. The whole motherfucking town. There are little kids out there..
sigh.. I really don't like when they use little kids in horror movies..
Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest to blow it all up? A couple grenades in a pocket? Jeepers creepers I'll never look at an abandoned old house the same way again.
Where are you, you little bitch?
You better use all those childhood hide and seek skills now, Sherry. This is for all the 🍌. that's why grownups teach you this game. it's life and death.
This is looking grim, folks.
Oh my Sasquatch, how many times you gonna save this girl, Crimson? She's like one of those black and white 🎥 where the heroine is tied to the train tracks.
You got her a train ticket. You got on your bike to ride. You sent the postcard to Shooter. And Crazy RY is in the abandoned house sharing his sandwich with your black fishnet and leather friend.
I ❤ a tidy ending.
P.S. John Schneider makes one helluva bad guy.

Raccoon Valley

Always have a full tank. 🚗⛽ Cause of disasters where the electricity goes out. You'd of thunk I'd have learned this from all the times I've read THE STAND..... but I work at a fucking gas station and drive around on a quarter tank...
Our heroine is armed with a gun and a generator and a telescope and carpentry skills. Being deaf is a liability. She looks a bit peaked, is she contagious? Or just exhausted?
She has a map and a marker. Just try and stop this girl.
They say you can't get out of quarantined area. She'll accept your challenge.
The Trespassers Will Be Shot sign is a nice touch.
......and we're out of gas. In the middle of nowhere...DIDN'T YOU SEE THE GAS LIGHT BLINKING AT YOU AT THE BEGINNING OF MOVIE?
She'll strap on her handy dandy backpack and hoof it.
We should always leave all our gas cans full so survivors can break and enter and use the gas to keep on keeping on. Our gal broke into a barn to find an empty one.
But she did find a zombie. He don't cotton to Trespassers.
2nd zombie she's shot. But whe did find some gas.
Oops. Diesel. car still won't start. better put that backpack back on and hoof it on home. home to where the found cat waits for you.
The soldiers find her and write a note; HELLO
Our girl made it. Her resourcefulness and I'm sure the husband she dropped off at the airport....tbh, I wan't so sure a few times, girlfriend. I thought your luck had all run out. my bad.

amen, brother Ben.

The back seat is safest for your Spaniel if he isn't restrained, and never let a dog sit on your lap if you are driving - you are putting you, your Spaniel, and everyone on the road at risk.

11.29.2021

The Night Eats The World

Sam stumbles into the apartment of a zombie family. So nice of you to come to dinner.....wait.....don't go....
What would a survivor find if they ransacked our house? Plenty of junk food. Lots of guns. Alcohol.
Dead is the new norm.
Tries o catch that cat. Gets attacked by Zombies.
Escapes back to apartment building.
Ah. Time for a candle lit bath with water I collected on rooftop and heated in fireplace. Do. I. Hear. Footsteps?
Zombies are attracted to noise.
A zombie concert.
Taunting?
Suicide by sacrificing yourself to Zombies?
Long conversations with the zombie you locked up.
Oh great. I just gut shot a survivor.
Well, you didn't kill me. You're not the only survivor. I've seen others. I go from 4ooftop to rooftop. They're not good with heights.
Oh, yeah. Sarah, meet Alfred. My captive zombie friend.
You know he'd eat you if he could.
Nah. Not Alfred.
SHRUGS. It's your house.
Sarah's dead. Yeah. I went through her bag. rifled through her life memories. And then I burned all my cassette tapes.
I let Alfred out. and took him back to his apartment. look how happy he is.
Fire alarm goes off. And now the building is full of Zombies. Fuck me.
Decided I still want to live. I'll fight. I'll escape.
I'll swing on a rope over to this other building and knock myself out. I'm bleeding. can they smell blood????
I'll come to and climb to the roof.
I'll be very very quiet.
And fade to black.

11.28.2021

The Dead Files....... DARKNESS CALLS

Wlimington, NC. we meet Deb. her beautiful home is just hell. hell, I tell you. she has a wife. she is worrried for her safety. voices. shadow figures. whatever is here is sucking Elaine's life force. by 3 p.m. she just has to go lay down. (I hear you, Elaine. I hear you.) when we go on vacation, life is wonderful. again. I. hear. you. questioning your sanity. your reality. exhaustion. feeling drained. DAMN! I think my house is haunted, too, Steve! Elaine can tell the difference between PTSD and paranormal, Steve. she can.
a living person has created a shadow that looks like their attacker. someone here has ability. lots of death on property. Steve is bothered that someone used wood from an old ship wreck to build a home. have you seen lumber prices???? Amy doesn't think this was a good idea, either. Deb is a doppleganger for a former coworker who is now a school teacher. oh. ladies. marriage is a struggle that pits you against each other. you don't have to live in a haunted house to experience that. guys, Amy knows everything. you'll have no deep dark secrets when s he's around. keep this in mind when you decide calling her and Steve is the last resort.
Deb quips that she can't believe Elaine didn't pick up on how bad the land was when they were house shopping. Elaine retorts. Deb gets what Deb wants. Deb smarts off something else, and Elaine responds I'm not Amy Allan.
Amy defends Elaine and says pyschics can get duped and move into bad places, it happens. Shut up, Deb. maybe this is why your marriage is in trouble, eh? sometimes Debs just don't know when to shut the fuck up. It's true.
Amy tells us no one should've ever built here, ever lived here. no no no no no. ok, who exactly is gonna buy this house? I Want a haunted house, but a cool one with a neat ghost, not one that drains your energy and makes you sick. I already got that going on. no ghost needed. you're gonna pawn this nightmare off on someone else? maybe you should make it a B&B so guests just get limited exposure. or bill it as a haunt and collect tour $$$$$. Deb's putting on a brave face, but she's not happy. this. is. her. house. 6 week update, activity has gotten worse. they will move, they say.

I Just Killed My Girlfriend.

yep. episode 3 of KCK police.
both our victims appear to be 10-7, EMS will check. (deceased.) in KS it's as common to have a gun in your bag as a wallet. just live feed video. it doesn't record. are you kidding me? is it a law that small business owners have to provide recorded video feed to make your job easier?
just let me go lay down and get my thoughts altogether, man. girl pulled a gun on me man. not the first time. you ask around the high rise, ya'll know. and ya'll shot me. damn. boy could use a nap. ya'll come back tomorrow and I'll talk to ya, but not right now. I gotta lie down. my spirit is all fucked up now. LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA.
not ratting my friend out. alls good. it is what it is. SHRUG.
see, Chell had 1 gun in the glovebox and 1 in her purse. owner was chasing me round the store with a ball peen hammer. I shot Chell and chased that dude outside and back inside. I shot him or stabbed him, I don't remember. we were wrestling around. everything is still patchy, man. I'm not even tripping on the fact that she's cheating on me, man. she's trying to kill me. she's gonna shoot me. what a confusing interview. what the hell happened at the corner deli?
now he's calling you from jail and telling you the guy with the ball peen hammer hit him in the head with it. that might explain some of this crazy story....a concussion. he pled guilty to both murders. 2 life sentences. minimum 25 years.

Flip The Kingpin

KC,KS police inform us some drug addicts are good and some are evil. ok. you can throw a rock and hit a house and probably find drugs in there. (now...illegal drugs or Rx? you'll find drugs in my house, too.....for hypertension and diabetes and migrane and cholesterol. plus a myraid of OCs. CIs or Friendlys. they're gonna buy some from Chris. we'll step in if needed. we can protect you. (seriously? from drug dealers? I don't know if I'd put my safety in your hands. a lot can go wrong. my husband watches NCIS New Orleans, you know....)
ouch. if you're of a certain size, they use pairs of handcuffs to cuff you. would be easier on your arms, anyway. I think? they have warrents to search his vehicle and apartment, right? shouldn't they reassure of us this? and is taking down a drug dealer worth your life? they have a lot to defend and a lot to lose. I wouldn't mess with them. 40 years? murderers get less than 40 years. exactly. being a snitch puts your family at risk. and they can't guarantee your safety or theirs. they're offering 40-50% off with cooperation? you're still going down. and your family will be out there without you to protect them. I wouldn't do it. there you go, officer. tell him he already screwed his family over the day he started selling dope. real understanding. do they think the Mexican cartel is getting drugs to Kansas? absolutely.
grey and white stripes and orange crocs in KS jail. higher level drug dealers are armed and pros at spotting undercover law enforcement.
drug deal going down in the Dollar General parking lot. would make sense. they're everywhere. yeah, you keep kidding around with the perp. be careful searching that car. he may have it rigged to explode. he's got nothing to lose. don't confess. don't help. I realize you're a busy man, sir. but you really should watch some of these true crime docs. they will really change your perception of The Laws. thank ya'll for yelling SEARCH WARRANT as you pound on the door. do it by the book. don't be renegades.
KCK was known as The Wild West, The Meth Capital Of The World, clandestine labs in backyards and car trunks. it's cheap. choice of addicts. guns, ledgers, product, supplies. but no cash found.
this perp knows the deal. he's seen Cops. he looks pretty chill in the interview room. like the cuffs are just more friendship bracelets.
these guys are snitching on. film. their enemies just have to get a discovery+ subscription to know what's what. I admire you, sir. You are no snitch. Honor among thieves. good for you. the last guy bonded out the next day and jumped bail. he is a fugitive. he told ya'll he was going on vacation.

same. fucking. street.

Rusty rolled in something fragrant and got his first bath in a long time, trying to protect his red eye from shampoo irritating it. started his eye drops again and eye looks better again. (had leftovers from last Rx.) he was in a biting mood. drew blook on Mr. Kevin. and bit me several times frolocking around out going potty. now he's chewing a huge chew toy.
last night a young teen did a card trick for us at Orshelin's.

The infamous naked people glasses we break out for the holidays.🦃🍗🎁🌲🎅🤶🎄👼 my mom gave these to her mother as a gift years ago and she refused to use them.

well, Grandma Grace, #sorrynotsorry I think they are fucking hilarious. miss you.

what I'm watching 👀🖥 Hostile

Desert.
Apocalypse.
Is it Zombies? Plague? Rabid Bigfoot? We hear a creature growling and screeching.
I can't waste a bullet on you. quit holding your guts in. you'll die. she was right. he did.
Look like humanoid creatures. aliens? Very scrawny and leathery looking. They hate bright lights. They're naked. And squeal like Pigs.
I kinda had a feeling it was Jack. Now we know. Jack, who saved you from heroin addiction. You lost the baby and split up. He was one of the first chemical gas victims. you wrecked in desert and broke your leg. they won't take the risk of coming to get you. you're on your own, girlfriend. but he found you. saved you from certain rape/murder. you shot him twice and thought he was dead. he did the make you smile thing his mom always did. you finally told him you loved him (was it really all that hard to do?) and put a bullet through both your brains. A true 💘 story. 👽💁‍♀️.

kinda feel like I've watched this....but amazon doesn't say 'watch again?'. no mention on my blog. so, away we go......

Dark Was The Night.
Dark Was the Night (693) 5.6 1 h 38 min 2015 X-Ray 13+ Maiden Woods is a remote and quiet town of decent hard-working people, but something stirs in the dark woods surrounding this isolated community. After a logging company decimates an area of the forest, a rash of increasingly violent and unexplainable events transpires. Directors Jack Heller Starring Kevin Durand, Lukas Haas, Bianca Kajlich Genres Science Fiction, Suspense, Horror

DEB: indeed. where is Bigfoot? 🤣 I've often thought of doing a town scene like this and inserting tiny monsters.....

LISA: Carved out recessed pieces in styrofoam for the farm part of my Christmas village. Think I'll do the same for the church part next year. It looks much better when it's not all flat.
BRENDA: Neat idea.

11.27.2021

what I'm reading 📚....My Affair With The Pink Lady Of Yorba Linda

...sometimes indignant about lot in life.
...there is no God.

Did You Hear What Eddie Gein Done?

what I'm reading 📚...
#alwaysreadingserialkillerbooks
You can't apply morality to insane persons.
...grew to lead an utterly insignificant life.
I'd rather...die...a heathen...
Well. At least I know I'm Ed's type. I'm a woman. And I'm over 50....
I've never killed anyone to my knowledge.
This 🧀 is dry.
Morality is pretty low in Plainfield.
I don't care if his mother was Hitler in a skirt, he ain't getting any sympathy from me
Felony to dig up a grave....guess this is common sense. But I just never thought about it.
Ed lies in an unmarked grave by his mother.
He worked in The Lapidary Shop.
Roadsideamerica.com: Plainfield, Wisconsin: Site of Ed Gein's Murder House Ed's house was bulldozed after it mysteriously burned down in 1958, but people still seek the spot where he practiced his peculiar form of carnage. Address: N5691 2nd Ave., Plainfield, WI Directions: I-39 exit 136. West on Hwy 73 a little over a mile, then left (south) on Hwy KK. After two miles, turn right (west) on Archer Ave. The former Gein property is one mile west, at the SW corner of Archer and 2nd Aves. NO TRESPASSING signs are on almost every tree on the property that lines Archer. The driveway is overgrown and blocked by a chain with a wooden sign that reads "Fischer." Private property.
Site of Ed Gein's House Last week my boyfriend and I traveled to Ed Gein's house. We actually used roadsideamerica.com to find the location of his house. It was very helpful. However, when we got there, all we saw were tons of trees cut down. We were on the corner of Archer and 2nd, and we did see a dirt path, and everything was overgrown. The gate was not locked so we drove through it. It led to an opening where tons of trees were being cut down. Now, either the directions were wrong, or the house was torn down, but we did not see the house Ed Gein lived in. We were told later on that his house had been burned down a couple months after he was arrested. [Amy N, 07/14/2006]
Ed's house was burned to the ground March 27, 1958, shortly after it was learned that an entrepreneur planned to open it as a tourist attraction called "The House Of Horrors."
lapidary
[ lap-i-der-ee ]
noun, plural lap·i·dar·ies.
Also lap·i·dist [lap-i-dist]. a worker who cuts, polishes, and engraves precious stones.
Also la·pid·ar·ist [luh-pid-er-ist]. an expert in precious stones and the art or techniques used in cutting and engraving them.
the art of cutting, polishing, and engraving precious stones.
an old book on the lore of gems.
adjective Also lap·i·dar·i·an [lap-i-dair-ee-uhn].
of or relating to the cutting or engraving of precious stones.
characterized by an exactitude and extreme refinement that suggests gem cutting:
a lapidary style; lapidary verse.

let's go lizard hunting. there goes my insurance rates...

You had me at giant lizard terrorizes a small Midwestern Community 🦎🔥☠... hells to the yeah. Waco has his hands full with that woman of his. All that makeup might give The Monster indigestion. we lost a few beloved townspeople along the way....Wilma the buxom deputy. The farmer and his wife. the guy in the wreck. but a little girl with polio got leg braces and Carla became a nice girl. all's well that ends well....but wait. is. that. ANOTHER. Gila. Monster. stomping around outside The Killed The Monster/New Years Party?

The Annual Loch Ness Monster Visit...🦕🌲🎅

most people see a friendly dragon here, I bet. but not me. I KNOW it's Nessie. nice of him to travel from The Loch every Yuletide season to say Halò to us midwestern types.
note to self: next year wear a Santa hat. Kevin and Katie took me out for an early birthday supper.
Katie set up my mobile deposit so I don't have to go to bank to deposit my checks anymore. amazeballs. even the intereaction of the drivethru is tooooooooooo much somedays. this is just the ticket.

11.26.2021

Dictionary.com ---- WORD OF THE DAY

spendthrift
noun [spend-thrift ]
a person who spends possessions or money extravagantly or wastefully; prodigal.

11.25.2021

STAY OUT OF THE WOODS Kindle

-Chupacabra
-The Rake
-Lake Michigan Monster
-Thunderbird
-Jersry Devil
Flatwoods Monster
-5.0 out of 5 stars A wide variety of monsters Reviewed in the United States on November 25, 2021 Verified Purchase Sheer terror. Total disbelief. Government agents. No answers. No news coverage. True experiences from real people. There are monsters out there.

I. am. thankful.

that our kids are thriving. that we are a bit more financially secure. that Kevin will ghost hunt with me. that I only have to work part time. that we are in good health. that I live in a country where I can write a letter to Joe Exotic in prison.

our Thanksgiving Dinner guests were Koren, Cody, Ian, Coralie, Violet, Millie, Mom, & Katie

Cora started out strong but soon got tired and wasn't feeling well.
Violet is 3 and she needs a phone.
and it was a bit hurtful that I wasn't invited along on her & Katie's adventure.
she found the dancing robot Yeti and we had a quick dance party.
there was also a snowball fight.
Cora opened diaries on the Shroyer Brass Bed.
Violet was on the bed trying on rings.
Cora found the costume jewelry.
this was our FIRST. EVER. KIDS. TABLE.
Ian's roll looked like a skull.
eveh got to read the new The Night Before Christmas In The South out loud....and play this little piggie with Violet and Millie. gave Ian his birthday gift to take home.
Ian was excited about the fedora and key fob and writing code for the Xmas Robot. he even programmed him for me.
Millie flashed some smiles and ran around on her tiptoes.
there was a lot of food. the girls made desserts.
KJ didn't come because he might've been exposed to Covid at school. so ran out leftovers for Ann.
(Ann's picture.)

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