I'm watching an obese woman autopsy on youtube and just learned I weigh 17 stone. that sounds better than 230 something. guess it depends on which side of the pond you're on, eh?

a lot of yellow greasy fat. goes without saying, I guess. the older you are, the louder your bones crack when they cut through your ribcage. in a woman this size, the organs are hidden by the extra yellow fat. the extra yellow greasy fat. make 'em work for it, I say. fat protects your organs. too much fat is bad. fat people have soggy hearts. fatty livers are pale pink. and soft like pate. put all the viscera into a vicera bag and replace in body cavity. sew 'er up. heart failure occurs over a long period of time. high blood pressure turns your heart from a muscle into a paper bag that can't pump enough blood. I get it. fat people have heavier organs. morbid obesity takes 8-10 years off life expectancy. who misses those senile years at the end when you're in a wheelchair eating babyfood, am I right?