Hugh Hefner drank 12 Pepsi's a day and made it to 91. I might live longer than I thought... Oh. Wait. He also had a very active sex life. Ruh-roh.

Oh, Elvis, not everyone loves their mama. You dear sweet boy.

made it to Cocaine Bear, then Ann, KJ, Izzy, Dave, & Mel over to celebrate Ann's birthday.

the chicken 🐔 keeps pecking on the door, but it can't come in...