The Watcher

The Watcher...no thanks. the house isn't even that cool. Weird neighbors hanging out in your yard, the guy in the dumbwaiter... nope. nope. nope. although I am unneighborly enough... Observations. Why are you parking outside when you have a 2 door garage? And your daughter is a vengeful little witch. And do you not realize you need to submit that video to Paranormal Caught On Camera? And you bought a $3 mil house and only have 1 car? And you've publicly accused everyone in town of sending the letters? You are just literally in everyone's face. And NOW the contractors find a secret tunnel in the basement? And this just really seems like an awful lot of wine drinking. (of course, if this was about my house, there'd be an awful lot of Pepsi drinking...) I truly am a terrible neighbor. I don't want to live in ANY neighborhood, especially this one. Fuck. I do confess to being obsessed with a house. I have named a certain house and taken many many pics of it over the years...