getting older

gray hair...dark spots on my hands, face, arms...wrinkles, wrinkles, wrinkles...ridges on my fingernails...toenails are getting thicker & curling...skin drier & drier...reading glasses...taking naps...forgetting things...cuts & scrapes don't heal like they used to...heaviness in my calves & ankles after walking at work all day...bursting into tears...varicose veins...losing track of time...short attention span...

the usual mid-40's stuff or something Dr House could build a whole show around????