I'm just your average grandma who believes in Bigfoot and ghosts and is fascinated by serial killers....
5.03.2023
5.02.2023
this is what I call customer service! love this email!
Debbie, You Rock!
It was just another day at the office when Kelsey jumped out of her chair,
so fast that I thought fire had engulfed her hair.
“We did it!” she yelled. “We got an order from Debbie Dailey!”
Brian ran over to her computer,
because he’s ordinarily the trouble-shooter.
“Don’t get scared,” said Kelsey,
“You’re not moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel Air”.
The office erupted in applause
and we popped a bottle of champagne given to me by my in-laws.
“I Like It Like That” blared from Kelsey’s computer,
and half-eaten sourdough lay next to our recruiter.
Debbie, the entire Native team is thrilled to have you as a customer.
Your friends will probably start calling you “Healthy Debbie” soon. You’ll love it.
After we’re done celebrating your order, you’ll receive tracking information so you can get as excited about your delivery as we are. If you have any
questions, shoot me a note at support@nativecos.com.
Health, healing and happiness!
Best,
Julia
5.01.2023
Ann reminded me she had a dr. appointment today. I delivered the totes for shoes and toys, picked up all the girls, took Z to her mommy's and Ann & Iz to Dr. KJ met them there.
I merrily drove home to find a message on machine. fucking First Interstate debit card hacked AGAIN. like second time recently. getting new card. cleaned floors. ziptied all the wires and cords under fireplace so Rip would quit dragging them out. putting up a bunch of his small toys that roll under shit. I am beyond done with his clawing and whining under furniture all the time.
4.30.2023
today 'we' fixed the downspouts on gutters, as in I went shopping with Kevin, and handed him screws. looks wonderful!
Coralie called me on her watch today. she told me about her new shoes and described what she was seeing in the clouds on a car ride. I get such a kick out of her. 'burping frog.' I can't remember the rest, but they were super descriptive.
4.28.2023
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