5.25.2017

The economy is so bad: that I received a pre declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. ExxonMobil laid off 25 Congressman. Angela Jolene adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street Walmart Street. Finally I call the suicide hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

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